its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
we're so committed to being not committed
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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