Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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