Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He shit in the fireplace
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