So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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