But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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