Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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