You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
It's never too late to be topless.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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