Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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