So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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