Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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