i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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