It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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