would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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