After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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