i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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