You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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