Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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