yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Randomize
