When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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