so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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