that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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