I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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