Its about making memories worth repressing
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
