So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I looked at my own cervix.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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