i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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