Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
this hospital has no fireball
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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