just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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