I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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