someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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