So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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