so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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