I must be too annoying 4 u.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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