At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
My nipple is on Facebook.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
