Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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