Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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