We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
be right there i have to get my cape
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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