so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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