real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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