well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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