Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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