The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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