is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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