Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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