You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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