and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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