yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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