but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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