let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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