Its about making memories worth repressing
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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