One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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